COMPUTER JOKES- PRINTER
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"A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. The tech asked her if she was 'running it under Windows.' The woman then responded, 'No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine.' ----BY SANTA
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Husband:" You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?"
ReplyDeleteWife:" When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears".
Husband:" You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Wife:" Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'---"
Good jokes I came across:
ReplyDeleteThe Judge asked the defendant, “Mr Jones, do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?”
Mr Jones: “I do.” “Now what do you say to defend yourself?” “Your Honour, under those limitations... nothing.”
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Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, “Make money at home.”