ONE DAY SHIVJI AND MOTHER PARVATHI WERE SITTING IN A RELAXED MOOD AT KAILASH.JUST IN FRONT OF THEM VINAYAKA AND KARTHIKEYA AS CHILDREN WERE PLAYING.ALL SORTS OF PLAY LIKE HIDE AND SEEK !SUDDENLY KARTHIKEYA RAN TO THE HOLY COUPLE CRYING.HE COMPLAINED THAT VINAYAKA HAD PIERCED HIS EYES.SHIVJI CALLED VINAYAKA IN A STIFF TONE AND ASKED WHY DID HE PIERCE THE EYES OF HIS YOUNGER BROTHER.VINAYAKA IN A COMPLAINING VOICE SAID WHY DID KARTHIKEYA MEASURED HIS TRUNK WITH HIS ARM.NOW IT WAS THE TURN OF THE MOTHER PARVATHY WHO ENQUIRED KARTHIKEYA WHY DID HE MEASURED HIS ELDER BROTHER'S TRUNK. FOR THIS KARTHIKEYA IN A ROUGH VOICE SAID WHY
VINAYAKA COUNTED HIS 12 EYES.THE HOLY PARENTS COULD NOT GIVE ANY SOLUTION TO THIS DISPUTE;BUT THEY ENJOYED THE PRANKS OF THEIR BELOVED CHILDREN.
What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
ReplyDelete"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
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ReplyDeleteCan I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire?
ReplyDeleteSure. Here you are.
Thanks - but half the pages are missing.
What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
ReplyDeletesimilar joke in tamilnadu as above is here:
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a money lender one day went to the neighbouring town, made collection of the interest money till late evening.the sun set in the west and darkness fell on the town. to return to his place the money lender has to cross a forest where the way laying theives thrive. so the moneylender sougt a body gaurd to accompany in his journey back home. one hefty strong built man was selected for a fee of two annas.the fees was paid in advance. the money lender did not know the strongly built man was an idiot.
the money lender started to treck back home.while in the middle of the forest the money lender heard the sound of the waylayers. he went inside a small cave to hide himself.
he asked the bodygaurd to lay himself as a dead man.the theives came and found the 'dead body'
one of the theives said "this is a dead body.nothing will be available with it". the dead body spoke now:"would a dead body have two annas in its pocket?"
the thievs searched the dead body and took the two annas. again the theif said, "this money is
tampered.will not go in the market". now the dead body said:"that money was given by the moneylender who is in the cave. ask him why he gave a fake money?"
the theives caught hold of the money lender and took all his collection.